sushi summary

I came up with this thesis a long time ago, many of you will doubt it, since it will be against what may have been brainwashed or imprinted into your mind.

No one really likes sushi, they may say they do, and may even believe it, but it's a LIE! No one, not even the Japanese like it, for them it's culture, for us it's chic, so many of us claim to be big fans.

You see... long time ago in feudal Japan, a dignitary from an opposing clan came to visit one of the local Daimyos at his palace, because to simply kill the dignitary would violate the codes of bushido and be an affront to honor, the Daimyo had to device a cunning plot to be able to kill the dignitary in a legitimate manner.

So he concocted sushi, he instructed his head chef to make something of the worst ingredients imaginable, horseradish (yuck!) cold rice (eww!) seaweed (gross!) and raw fish (like ummm.... NO!) and mix it all together, so it could be served to the dignitary and then after the dignitary expressed his disgust, the Daimyo could kill him for offending his honor.

But the dignitary was smarter than that, he knew his life would be in danger, and was on his toes (except when sitting, they do that on their knees over there) and after eating the horrid sushi, told the daimyo that it was delicious. Aghast at the turn of events, the Daimyo had to eat it and claim to love it as well as to not look bad in front of all the other Daimyos. So he did, and one of the biggest lies ever told began...

No one wanted to go against the Daimyo and the traveling dignitary, so when given to people they said they loved it, and news traveled the land of this 'wonderful' new food (please!) and now its reached the status it is today, the evil sushi conglomerates probably don't even eat sushi, they just make sure that it is expensive so people will think it's chic and trendy. but they also allow there to be cheap supermarket sushi for the masses.

look... if two wrongs don't make a right, then four wrongs definitely don't make a right. they should make a left, as in left in the trash where sushi belongs.

(4 wrongs = cold rice, horseradish, seaweed, raw fish = still WRONG!)

I hope you all enjoyed my rant.